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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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lynati:
“ systlin:
“ systlin:
“ rocketmermaid:
“ systlin:
“ fieldbears:
“ tattoo this on my flesh
”
I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband.
“Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years...
fieldbears

tattoo this on my flesh

systlin

I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband. 

“Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my mouth shut and pretend. I had to pretend to everyone, until I just got sick of it and decided fuck you all. I haven’t been nice in years. Everyone saying I should shut up can kiss my ass.” 

If people wanted nice gay people they should have been nicer to them. 

rocketmermaid

IF PEOPLE WANTED NICE GAY PEOPLE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO THEM

systlin

Oh wow I forgot about this.
I need to tell Ron he’s Tumblr famous now.

systlin

Ron says to tell all the pissed off cockroach motherfuckers that he and his husband Ryl are now your Angry Gay Dads.

lynati

Excellent.

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krispythinkings:
“ pearlmarley:
“ sherlockismyholmesboi:
“ hurpthederp:
“ thenarator:
“ joshunf:
“ this guy would survive in movies
”
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could...
joshunf

this guy would survive in movies

thenarator

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

hurpthederp

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

sherlockismyholmesboi

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

pearlmarley

This whole post is GOLD

krispythinkings

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homofied:
“reginakipling:
“ lipsredasroses:
“ socialistexan:
“ internetdumpsterfires:
“Some peoole blow my mind
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Tag yourself, I’m the tramp in slutty shorts buying a Mickey pretzel.
”
I mean my childless ass is going to WDW in April. I’ll make sure...
internetdumpsterfires

Some peoole blow my mind

socialistexan

Tag yourself, I’m the tramp in slutty shorts buying a Mickey pretzel.

lipsredasroses

I mean my childless ass is going to WDW in April. I’ll make sure I get a mickey pretzel and wear slutty shorts.

reginakipling

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homofied

I went to Disney World last week child free and it was still utter chaos. I can’t imagine trying to do that place with children. Fuck. That.

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